Friday, April 30, 2010

KKT Files (Kanya-kanyang Trip): Define the 2010 Election

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KKT File # 12: Idedescribe ko ang Election 2010 sa isang salita, ito ay "Basura."

Bakit?

Labasan ng mga baho ng bawat kalabang kandidato.
Payabangan kung sino ang mas bulok.
Pati mga patay, binubuhay.
Pati pag-ligo sa basura, dinamay.
Tapunan ng putik.
Paramihan ng makakalkal na dumi.
Mga surveys na binabasura ang mga kandidato.
Mga kandidatong binabasura ang surveys.
Pati tsismis ala showbis, sinasali.
Perang tinatapon para sa sandamakmak na TV Ads.


Ang alam ko kasi pag panahon ng kampanya, pagandahan ng plataporma.
At mga botante ang pinagaaksayahan ng panahon.

Buti na lang tumatalino na ang mga Pinoy.
"Bawal magtapon ng basura dito."
ktnxbye

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(Ikaw, pa'no mo i-dedefine ang 2010 Election?)

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

survey says...

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dear surveys,




How to Conduct Surveys: A Step-by-Step Guide


 kelan mo kaya ako matatanong? don't tell me isa kang mind-conditioner? magsurvey kaya ako kung ilan yung di pa natatanong? o kaya wag na lang, mahal ata magpasurvey eh. hmm..gutom lang siguro to. fine.


ktnxbye

nagtataka at nagugutom,
reigun

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

dialogues sa psychward: Eleksyon 2010

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Dialogues sa Psych Ward.

Samu't sari ang mga pinagsasabi ng mga pasyente sa ward these past few days. "Flight of ideas. Thoughts of irrelevancies." Minsan may kwenta, pero kadalasan, wala. Minsan nakakatawa, nakakatuwa, nakakainis. Basta, nakakahawa sila.

Ang nakakatuwang napapansin ko sa mga naadmit eh parang seasonal rin.Kunwari, kapag panahon ng Pasko at Bagong taon, ang mag kaso ng mga pasyente ay may kinalaman sa pagsasaya: Alcohol intoxication, drug use, sleep deprivation, restlesness. Pag panahon naman ng mahal na araw, andiyan ang mga "sugo ng Diyos", "mga religiously-preoccupied", mga adik magdasal, mga nadedepress sa mga kasalanan nila. Pag araw ng mga patay, mga nalulungkot sa mga yumao nilang mga mahal sa buhay, nakakakita ng mga multo. Kapag  panahon ng summer, mga nalulungkot na mga students, na gumagawa ng mga kung anu-ano.

So ano ang ipinupunto ko? Ngayong panahon ng eleksyon, eh di naman papahuli ang mga fanatics.

Mr. Bato

reigun: oh ser, kamusta ka?
bato: ok lang ser. gusto ko  na umuwi.
reigun: konting intay lang, wala pang order si doctor. tingin mo ba pwede ka ba umuwi?
bato: oo naman. wala naman akong sakit eh. 
reigun: bakit ka ba nadala dito?
bato: di ko alam. dahil naniniwala daw ako sa kulam? eh kinulam naman talaga ako eh. Tsaka dahil sa mga stones ko na may power. Eh totoo naman. Galing pa nga sa ibang bansa mga yun eh, iba iba kulay.
reigun: naniniwala kang may powers yun?
bato:oo ser. 
reigun: san mo ba kinuha mga batong yan?
bato: eh basta, di pwedeng sabihin, baka mayari tayo.
reigun: isusumbong namin at ipapahuli namin pinagkukunan mo.
bato: naku, di mangyayari yun. eh mga bata ni noynoy yun eh
reigun: ano naman kinalaman ni noynoy?!
bato: basta ser, sa eleksyon, dilaw tayo.
reigun: ayoko. orange kami eh. orange ka no?
bato: nako ser, di pwede yun. dilaw tayo.
Evaporated Milk, Full Cream LIGHT (noynoy) 410g


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Mr. Teen Clash

teen clash: sir, pwede po magtanong? sino iboboto niyo sa eleksyon?
reigun: baka si gordon
tc: bakit hindi si noynoy?
reigun: wala lang. nakita ko na track record niya. tapos si kris. ayun.
tc: eh ok naman family nya ah. bayani tatay, presidente nanay. tapos patay na pareho.
reigun: well, tama ka dyan. marami rin namang mga naulila diyan. pero iba pa rin naman siya.
tc: maka-Diyos siya kaya iboboto ko.
reigun: ah, ok yan. bakit di na lang si Bro. Eddie?
tc: wala lang. yan kasi mga interes ko, politics at religion.
reigun: ok yan. pero wag mo sosobrahan
tc: nakakabasa nga ako ng isip ng iba eh. ayoko lang gawin. 
reigum:... ah..tanggalin mo na sa isip mo yan.
tc: nakakausap ko rin si Jesus eh. gusto ko kasi ng pagbabago.
reigun:...uhmm..ok lang magdasal, pero ibig sabihin naririnig mo ba siya kinakausap ka?
tc: oo. trabaho ko raw na magpabago sa lahat. kaya tulungan mo ako magconvince sa lahat. mag-dilaw ka na kuya
reigun: well..pagdating sa democracy, di mo pwede ipilit ang gusto mo. ang boto ng isa, isa lang ang bilang. pantay-pantay lang, di ba?
tc: di ka magbabago ng isip?
reigun: hmm..mukhang di naman. bakit mo natanong?
tc: kasi pag di ako nasunod, nagiging terorista ako.


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~fin

Sunday, April 25, 2010

KKT Files (Kanya-Kanyang Trip): Para sa mga sawi

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KKT File # 11: Kung ikaw ay sinaktan, yan ay di dapat balikan, bagkus ay masarap gantihan.

Tula para sa sinaktan ng kupal

Ito ay para sa aking kaibigan
Na ilang beses nang sinaktan
Ng iisang lalake na kanyang hinagkan
T'wing siya'y ipagpapalit, siya rin namang babalikan

At ang magaling na lalake, siya pa'y nagmamalaki
Na siya daw ang di pinagbibigyan.
Kaya ang tanging payo kong ibabahagi:
yan ay di dapat balikan, bagkus ay masarap gantihan.

Kaya sa mga sinaktan na ginagawang mga kawawa
Wag nang maging sawi, sila naman ang ngangawa.

*bow*



Thursday, April 22, 2010

KKT Files (Kanya-Kanyang Trip): Leon Guerrero FTW

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KKT File # 10: Wag iismolin si Leon Guerrero




Ngayon pa lang, medyo tumaas na ng konti ang respeto ko kay Leon Guerrero dahil dinaig niya si Noynoy Aquino sa pagalingan sa Senado. Pero mas bumilib ako sa kanya nung napanood ko ang Finale ng Ang Pagbabalik ni Leon Guerrero. (akting palang, taob na lahat.)


**Note: This is not a paid political ad for anyone. Pramis. walang halong showbis.


What would you do if you got stuck in an elevator with a really cute girl/boy?

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nice question eraykahh.

If i got stuck with a cute girl, I'd say: "Hi miss. Are you from Jamaica? Cuz you're JAMAICAN me hot. May pamaypay ka? ktnxbye. "

If i got stuck with a cute boy, I'd say:"Kaw ba yung umutot? eew it's so baho."

Ask me anything at your own risk. pramis.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

the Fernando Foe | Pagpapalabas ng UFC fight hiniling ng obispo na i-ban ng MTRCB

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source: GMANews.TV - Official Website of GMA News and Public Affairs - Latest Philippine News
the Fernando Foe | Pagpapalabas ng UFC fight hiniling ng obispo na i-ban ng MTRCB - Pinoy Abroad - GMANews.TV - Official Website of GMA News and Public Affairs - Latest Philippine News

“Itong UFC kapag nakikita nilang duguan at nakahandusay na, walang malay ‘yang kanilang kalaban ay naghihiyawan pa (ang mga nanonood) at ipinapakita talaga na walang halaga ang buhay ng tao,” ayon sa obispo.

»»>ay ganun po ba mga father? eh paki ban na rin ho lahat ng teleserye na may barilan, awayan, suntukan, rape atbp..

pati na po yung mga balita sa tv na may nagbarilan, patayan, nakawan, dayaan, etc..

pati na rin ho kaya yung mga history books na may gera, patayan, violence.

eh kung pati Old testament dahil may sodomy, incest, vendetta, vengeance, idolatry dito.

eh kung i -ban na lang po ninyo lahat para mabait ang buong mundo?

ktnxbye.

Monday, April 19, 2010

KKT Files (Kanya-Kanyang Trip): Wet Kilikili Problem?Wag kang mahihiya

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KKT File # 9: Kili-kiling Pawisin? Human Sprinkler? Wag kang mahihiya, at least WET ka palagi.

May problema ka ba sa pagpawis?
Grabe ka ba magsabaw sa kili-kili?
Pinagtatawanan ka ba tuwing nakataas ang kamay mo pag nakasabit ka sa handle ng jeep o mrt?
O kapag nakataas kamay mo sa recitation, tapos bakas ang lawa ng wetness sa kili-kili mo, tapos ang suot mong shirt e kulay brown o gray?

Bad trip yun.

Pero wag magalala. Lahat ay may solusyon.
Be proud like you just dont care.
And raise your hands up in the air.
And show 'em how yuckiness can also be coolness.


Sunday, April 18, 2010

KKT Files (Kanya-Kanyang Trip): Get That Balls

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KKT File # 8: Kahit anong mangyari, just get that balls.

1993/1994 Upper Deck # 195 NBA Playoffs -- -- Basketball Card- Mint Condition - Shipped In Protective Screwdown Display Case!

Ito ay isang alay para sa NBA Playoffs na kakasimula lamang kanina. Ayan na ang mga superstars at mga dikdikan ng mga team na masarap panuorin.

Mga halos nagpapatayan na sa bola bawat posesyon.
Talagang going nuts na ang ibang player para lamang manalo.

Yung iba, gagawin ang lahat para makalamang sa kalaban.
Yung iba naman, gagawin ang lahat, maka-isa lang sa bantay nya.

At may mga kaso din namang kahit anong mangyari, eh talagang ang motto nila eh:
 "Get that BALLS!"

NBA: Where grabbing balls happen.
Men`s Chicago Bulls #7 Ben Gordon Road Replica Jersey - L
Ben Gordon
ex-Chicago BALL
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Reggie Evans: BALLS-Crazy


Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Amazing DGT-CEB Trip (Part 4): Cebu Sky Adventure

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March 29, 2010, Sunday.

 
 
After arriving Cebu City from Dumaguete via fastcraft early in the morning, tolskibots and I attended a Palm Sunday Mass at the Basilica del Sto. Nino. Went to Magellan's Cross and the Cebu Cathedral. Had lunch at Larsian. Headed for the Taoist Temple at the afternoon.


Magellan's Cross


Taoist Temple



Cebu Cathedral



Larsian Foodtrip

Then came the main event for that night: The Sky Adventure at the Crown Regency Hotel & Towers.


This is where you get the chance to ride the Edge Coaster, where you take a ride around the 37th floor, literally hanging at the edge, inclined up to almost >50 degrees. Imagine you're facing the streets of Cebu!

Then you can walk around the tower, with the safety equipments and harness provided, and enjoy the view of Cebu, and at the same time get your own fix of thrill and excitement.

For just 800 bucks, we got the package where we get to ride the Edge Coaster, walk the Skywalk Adventure, watch the 4D movie, and then have a dinner buffet. Definitely worth it!

And we had so much fun riding the Edge Coaster, it was like the longest and sickest 2-3 minute ride of my life. It was crazy and fun at the same time! It was a good thing that riders can control the degree of the tilt, so if you wanted to dare yourself, you can tilt it to the extreme!

My favorite part is the Skywalk. It was cool to wear the jumpsuits, and wearing the harness is just quick and easy. Skywalking by night time is just scenic. To see the city lights, and then feel the wind on your face, as you walk 37 floors above, is just amazing. We had fun in our photoshoots and it was awesome!

After the sky adventure, we decided to have our dinner. It was lovely to have different choices of food, from Japanese, Chinese, European, Filipino dishes. My personal favorite is to have the option of making your own ingredients for your pasta!



Mine had crab, shrimp, squid, mushroom, white sauce with generous cheese all over.
I call it "Dyesebel's Pasta".


First day at Cebu was like the Skywalk Adventure: Uber Fun and Exciting!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

The nostalgic rap song. yo!

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"name any rap/hip-hop songs that brings you nostalgia?"
Salamat sa tanong urbisan!

Hindi talaga ako big fan ng rap/hip-hop. Pero trip ko rin pakinggan ito pag nasa tamang mode.

Marami akong naiisip na mga ganyan. Andyan sila Andrew E., FrancisM, Vanilla Ice, Beastie Boys..etc.

Pero ang unang hiphop/rap song na papasok sa utak ko na may nostalgic effect sakin eh ang "Miss Pakipot" ng Urban Flow. Total LSS mode kami nun nung nasa Elementary pa kami:

CTG kita, miss, miss pakipot
CTG kita, miss, miss suplada
CTG kita, miss, miss maganda
Sa palagay ko, mahal na nga kita

Oh diba, sinaunang salbakuta. Pero di ko na maalala yung style nila nun o kung anu mga itsura nila. Basta alam ko wasak at astig ang kantang ito, habang kinakabisado namin yung part na:

Ang pag-ibig ko sa 'yo 'sing bango ng Polo
'Sing tamis ng Milo, 'sing sarap ng Nido
I want you to know ang pag-ibig ko sa 'yo
Ang pag-ibig ko sa 'yo sagad hanggang buto

*Hindi ko pa alam nuon na pabango pala yung Polo na yun. Kala ko mabango lang talaga yung suot nyang polo, lolwut.

breaktitdownyo

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Countdown Shutdown (Pre-OFW mode)

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Eto ang pinagkakaabalahan ko netong mga huling linggo:
Abbey Road (Remastered)

Project Queen Beatles.

Wala namang nakakaalam kung ano yun. At wala rin namang may pake kung alam man nila kung ano yun.

Pero palapit na ako sa home stretch. Wala pa naman sa last 2 minutes ng basketbol. Pero malapit-lapit na.

Dahil tinotoxic at pinepressure na ako ng mga kung sino-sinong mga tao.

" Just wanted to know if you have any new updates with regards to your progress in your application."


"We want you all to be here by the 12th of May 2010."

Whut.

Hindi pa nga ako makaisip ng ilalagay sa resignation letter ko eh.

Yung mga kaliwa't kanang mga emails ang mga nakakaexcite at nakakakabang basahin.

(Di tuloy ako makapag concentrate mabuti sa tumblr, facebook, spankwire, at friendster.)

Pilipinas, eto ba ang legacy mo sa aming lahat: ang magpakahirap mag aral sa bayan mo, magpakahirap kumayod dito. Tapos hahayaan mo kaming lumayas para doon naman magpakahirap? Sana di ito danasin ng kahit na sino pa. May pera ka nga, para ka namang bulaklak na hinugot sa lupang tinubuan.

shet.

Kwentong Patigasan

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Babala: Ito ay tunay na kwento mula sa workmate kong si Kuya Jon. Ito ay reliable. At pramis, wala itong sense. Kaya kung wala kang magawa, sige basahin mo na lang dahil mabilis lang ito.

Nakaranas ka na bang magpa-medical exam? Either sa clinic ng school, o kaya sa clearance sa mga job application, o kaya eh annual physical exam sa mga company?

Puwes, sa mga di nakakaalam, kailangan dumaan sa isang physical exam ang tao na pamamahalaan ng isang doctor. Ngayon, kung lalake ka eh dapat lalake ang doktor. Kung babae, babae rin ang doktor. Pero may mga kaso na babae sa lalake. O kaya eh lalake sa bading, so wag magugulat oki?

Nagkwento si Kuya Jon, ang aming nurse aide sa ward. Sabi niya may kasama siyang nag-apply, at ito ang experience niya:

Omron Sprague Rappaport Stethoscope, Black

Pumasok si Boy Tigas (di tunay na pangalan) sa clinic ng doktor.

Nagcheck ang doktor gamit ang stethoscope, at kinuha ang vital signs niya. May mga itinanong din na nasagot naman. (Routine check-up ika nga.)


Doctor: Ok, tayo ka muna dyan, tapos hubarin mo damit mo. (habang nagsusulat sa papel.)


Boy Tigas: *naghubad ng pang itaas at pang-ibaba. Kasama brip.* At nakatayo sa harap ni doc.


Doktor: Ok, sige patigasin mo. (habang nagsusulat pa rin sa papel.)


Boy Tigas: *pinatigas*


maya-maya...


Boy Tigas: Doc, ayaw ho tumigas eh


Doktor: Ano ba yan? Bakit mo hawak **** mo?! Tiyan ang patitigasin mo!

Monday, April 12, 2010

What's it like to be a psych nurse? Aspiring one here!

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ei ophine!it's great to hear people having interest in my field of work.

*for starters, you may get an idea of my experiences as a psych nurse in my blog*

First, I'd like to say that i really really love Psychology, psychiatry, and everything about it.

This is such a unique science where you delve into the minds, behavior, personality, into a person's "soul" so to speak. In return, you'd be able to understand them more, and you'll be able to help out in the care and rehabilitation process.

But what's more interesting is the more you get to help in their therapy and know them better, i personally was able to evaluate myself from time to time, and understand myself a whole lot better too. (that for me is awesome).

At first it is really tough to deal with these patients. There will always be the discrimination, and the misunderstanding of their cases. WE tend to judge these people quickly, without understanding them.

If people were to read more on their cases, they'll find out that there is a very thin line of difference between sanity and insanity.

Then of course there are risks. And prevention is better than cure. You've got to toughen yourself mentally, physically, and emotionally.

I've been verbally assaulted, physically assaulted, spat on the face, and there is nothing much that i can do but just keep composure, be professional and get the job done.

Keeping your cool is a challenge 24/7. i'm not saying i'm a master already of these things, but that's what makes it interesting for me, nothing is in routine.

Expect the unexpected, except their well-being.

It's such a heartwarming feeling to see a previously mentally-deranged person to become normal and live fully again.


so now the intro part is over....

haha.jk. apir!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

KKT Files (Kanya-Kanyang Trip): The Gay Band

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KKT File # 7: Kung may Boy Band, may Girl Band, meron ding Gay Band.

Uso yan sa Pop scene ng Music industry. Mga grupo na sabay-sabay umaawit at sumasayaw. At makukulay ang mga suot at mga buhok.
The Back Street Boys.
The Spice Girls.
Classic formula na yan. Pero bilang usapan ang gender equality, at para sa mga miyembro ng 3rd sex, mayroon nga bang Gay Band?!


Boy Band (?)

Sa totoo lang, hirap akong mag-isip ng band na maituturing na Gay Band. (Hindi kabilang ang Menudo dahil si Ricky Martin pa lang ang umaamin.) Bakit nga ba? May gender discrimination nga ba? Di ba patok sa masa ang ganoong tunog?

Pero sa ngayon, alam kong mahilig pa rin sa tugtog at sayaw ang mga gays.

Dahil kaninang 10:30 P.M., nakasakay ako ng jeep pauwi galing trabaho, byaheng Project 8. At sa bandang Munoz, may sumakay na 3 kalalakihan. Na mga bading. Ang natira sa jeep: Ako, 3 gays, at si manong driver.

Mala PATOK Jeep ang patugtog ni manong. Ang tugtog: "HUSH HUSH" ng Pussycat Dolls.
PCD

Edi intro na. Tahimik lang ang grupo na pawang mga korean boy band ang mga buhok na magugulo pero nakataas ang ayos, may mga kulay. At suot ang kanilang mga bling na kwintas at singsing, pero ang pagbayad ng isa eh naka tikwas ang pinky finger kay manong driver.

Patapos na ang bridge. Palapit na ang chorus. Eto na.
Biglang parang may choreo na synchronized, ala Moymoy Palaboy, na sabay-sabay sway at shake ng shoulders at kanilang mga ulo, habang nagli-lipsynch ng:

I don't want to stay another minute
I don't want you to say a single word
Hush hush hush hush, there is no other way
I get the final say

Napatulala na lang ako sa number nila.  At talagang walang pake ke nasa jeep sila, basta todo hataw lang sila. Tuloy lang ang tugtog at trip nila. Hanggang sa sumunod na kanta: Jai-Ho.

Naisip ko, ke me Gay Band o wala, eh tuloy lang ang trip ng mga 3rd sex pagdating sa musika. Basta walang basagan ng trip.

**Bilang pahabol, I wonder kung sino ang tunay na gay sa mga sumusunod:

a.) Ang 3 gays na sumasayaw at kumakanta ng Hush Hush sa jeep.
b.) Si manong driver na may pussycat dolls sa playlist niya
c.) yung lalakeng nakasakay sa jeep na nagisip kung may gayband nga ba


(kayo bahala pumili, basta sa tingin ko letter C.)
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Friday, April 9, 2010

thoughtpic: The Brain Eater's Birthday

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Dear Victims, ex-victims, future victims:


April 10, 2009, it was an ordinary day. Until, it was born, and was unleashed silently. 


For the past year, this is what people have been seeing everytime they visit manikmakina:




After a year, the brain eater is still on the loose. Many thanks to the countless and helpless victims along the way. You've made this brain-eater very happy and satisfied. But, it isn't enough.


Looking for more brains to me chowed. Soon. *growl*


The Brain Eater,

manik makina

The Amazing DGT-CEB Trip (Part 3): Twin Lakes

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This is a continuation of our trip in Dumaguete. The previous post, we toured the Casaroro Falls with Kuya Glenn, the tour guide/driver from Harold's Mansion and Ms. Gigi Neal, a fellow tourist from Germany who is an assistant director for TV. (Punchline: Who worked previously with Mr. Christoph Waltz!)

March 27, 2010. Saturday. Around lunch time.

The Bumpy Ride

After visiting the Casaroro Falls, and taking a quick dip in the stone cold waters, we want back to our multicab. We traveled across towns for almost an hour, and then we reached the point where we were already at the seaside, where the view is just great seeing the blue waters crashing against the breakwaters.

Then Kuya Glenn pointed out the mountainous area right before our eyes, and he said that we will be heading straight to the top. I'm not sure how tall the peak was, but definitely thousands in feet. And off the vehicle went to tread the inclined, rough, rocky road to the top. We were welcomed by spectacular views of the mountainside, the cliffs, and the flora and fauna all over. It is surprising to see that there are still a number of houses built along the way. And they do not even own any means of transportation!

After registering and paying the 10 Peso entrance fee, (100 Peso for foreigners like Ms. Gigi, for unknown reasons), then we rode again for a few minutes, and we had a stop-over at a restaurant located at the start of the trek. How cool is that?!

The Lunch Stop-Over

Seeing a huge Nipa Hut-inspired restaurant on a mountain top is an eyecandy for starters. It gives out a warm and relaxing impression that automatically invites you to step inside, and feel the cool mountain breeze as you chow down your lunch while having the mountains and the Twin Lakes as your ambiance. The background music is the trees being whisked away by the wind, and the birds provide the lyrics by chirping to the air.

We did not let the opportunity to have our photos taken at the balcony as we wait for our Pancit, and Tinolang Manok and Fried Chicken. (*They only cook native chicken there at the mountains. Smaller than the usual, but definitely tastier and healthier too.)

We had a great meal together with Kuya Glenn and Ms. Gigi. We talked for hours and we did not feel the time fly so fast. They've got countless of stories shared as tolskibots and I just listened and laughed at their stories. We also got to share some as well.

The Trek Pictures














Next Stop: Cebu!!!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

KKT Files (Kanya-Kanyang Trip): Badtrip ang Meralco

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KKT File # 6: Bad trip ang Meralco dahil sa rotating brownouts na yan.

Okey, dahil sa super init ng panahon ngayon, nauubos na ang supply ng tubig sa mga dam na kelangan para magpatakbo ng mga makinarya ng kuryente. Sige, getz na. Gets na need magtipid ng kuryente, ng tubig, lahat-lahat na! Pero lugi naman kung fully paid ka naman sa bayarin. Imagine mo kumpleto bayad mo sa kotse, pero pag binigay sayo, eh kulang ng isang gulong? badtrip yun!

(ok, nangangarap lang ako na may car, getz?)

Imbes na babad sa electric fan sa lakas na Number 3, eh number 2 na lang.

(*Note: Para sa mga konyong laking aircon, ang elektrikfan ay isang uri ng elesi na nagbubuga na hangin na mainit. Hindi pwede itapat dito ang taong umutot, nakamamatay.)

Pero sa totoo lang, hindi na ito bago. Dahil nung panahon ni Presidente Aquino at Ramos, eh mas malala pa rito ang nararanasan nuon. Sabi ko nga sa FB status ko:

"Rotating brownouts bring childhood memories ca. 90's. (Naglalaro ng kandila, nagkukwentuhan ng multo stories, taguan, nagsshadow-play, etc.) just saying. ktnxbye"

Totoo, parang feeling ko ang panahon noon pag brownout. Tapos pag nagkailaw, eh sabay2 mong maririnig ang mga kapitbahay kapag may ilaw na, eh magsisigawan na parang nagchampion ang favorite team sa PBA.

Pero, iba na ngayon. Badtrip na pag brownout. Dahil tumitindi na ang global warming. Mas mainit. Maski bagong ligo ka, eh ligo ka na rin sa pawis agad.

Kaya please, magtipid tayo. Maligo ng may kasama.

At mas lalong nakakabadtrip, eh pag walang kuryente, wala ring Friendster.

hiNdi aQo mkKhiNgi nG t3sTi nYoh



On Love, Sex, and Gayness

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Formspring time!


Pornography: Art? or Not? by salbehe

wow.
nag-google ako kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng pornography. shucks.
nagulat ako.

sa totoo lang, tingin ko kapag ito ay thru paintings, sculptures, photos, etc, ito pa ay PWEDE pang maituring na art. dahil ang ipanapakita nitong mensahe ay malinaw at nasa tao na kung anong kahulugan ang ibibigay niya rito.

may nagsasabi na ang kama sutra ay maituturing na art. (pero igoogle ko muna kung ano yun.)

pero ang tulad ng mga hayden kho tapes, wala na sigurong art pang maitatawag dun.

Arte pwede pa.
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What turns you on in a girl?

hey there Anon Y. Mous.

What turns me on in a girl:

Her sweet scent.
Smiling Eyes.
Great sense of humor.
Wit.
Smart. (not necessarily in academics)
Nice feet.
And her behind. (Yep. I'm more of a bum guy. )
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what is the best way to get your man back? by kaitee8

ahoy kaitee8!

toughtough question. it depends on how and why your man left/got left behind/how it ended.

regardless of the reasons, you must give each other time and space.

on regards to how long and how much space, there is no exact science into it.. Just try to regain "the pieces" of yourselves, do some meditation and thinking. If there's pain and anger, try to release it, or divert it. Have a friend. Try to do some fun things. If you tend to keep it, it just won't help you think clearly.

If you think you've had a "breath of fresh air", try to talk with the guy. Little by little, ask for some time to talk, just you two. And when you do, just let him understand why you want him back, and what he is getting from you.

But remember, never expect anything. Do not think of failure, do not think of success.

Just have an open mind, an open heart, a forgiving mood, and an understanding love.

Expect the unexpected. The most important thing is, you gave it another shot.

And the "what ifs" will be minimized.

in love, you can't win it all. But you can always try.

Goodluck to the both of you.
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who/what/when/where/why is tolskibots???

hallo mr./ms. invisible.

magandang tanong(s) yan. may madali, may mahirap.

may tanong ako, bakit walang "How?" wala lang,,hehe..


who is tolskibots. SHE is my grrfwend. ^^

what is tolskibots. Is a term we came up with. Nung di pa kami, "Tol" ang tawagan namin. (naks, pang MMK!). Nung naging kami na, ayaw namin ng mga cheesy terms of endearment, kaya "TOLSKI" na lang para maiba. Tapos, para lang magdagdag pa ko ng syllable, e naglagay ako ng suffix na "Bots". (wala pako maisip na dahilan para dun).

when is tolskibots. Mahirap sagutin ito. Baka bukas.

where is tolskibots. She's from Lucban. She resides in Manila. Works in Makati. Stays in my heart. (Cheeeeesssssssssssssssy!)

why is tolskibots. Just because.


apir!
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ASL? =)) by happi

hey Happi!

ah, i miss the oldschool Chat days (re:MIRC).hoho.

CTC?

my ASL is as follows:

Age: 24
Sex: Very Good
Location: Anywhere.

naah...enough with perversion! ;p

I'm just a Q.C. boy, living life to the fullest for 24 years, and counting!
apir!

BRB.
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r u gay?? just askin

Hallo mr./ms. invisible.

If you think of "gay" as being a member of the 3rd sex, the answer is a big NO.

(Though ive got gay friends, and they're very nice and fun to be with.)

But I'm more than 100% of a man, and will never get tired of adoring and loving women. (Well, for now, just my tolskibots) *ahem*
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In relation with my answer dun sa question mo, Can you tempt me? :)) by musheyfrappe

for those who aren't tuned in earlier, here's musheyfrappe's answer to my Q:what's your guilty pleasure?

"Men. Especially those drop-dead-sexy guys. Well, temptations like them are everywhere. Sometimes, they're hard to resist. . . . . and so on and so forth. . >:) Can you tempt me? Nyahaha. Peace"

hmmm..interesting answer.

Honestly, I think I can't. Why? I ain't sexy. I ain't good looking. and I think I won't even try to for embarrassment & failure will ensue.

So, I'm calling the drop-dead sexy guys out there, I dare you to tempt musheyfrappe. (yes, this is a challenge).

May the best tempter, win! ^^
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if love is blind, how can some believe at love at first sight? :) by klomster

hei there klomster. aha. another love question.

next please? jk.

if indeed, they say love is blind, that means they couldn't see at all. there is no vision. vision might also mean, there is no foresight into the feeling. there is no "future" predictions. there is no plan. there is uncertainty. the possibilities are limitless. either bad, or good.

thus, if one is believed to have fallen in love "at first sight", maybe that was the time they felt that after "seeing" the person in whole, after seeing the "scars", the "beauty" & "imperfections" of the person, then that would be the time they would "close their eyes", and begin to gamble for the game of "love".

thus, they are rendered to be "blind". and not afraid of not seeing the future of being in-love, and take chances and brave risks.
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what is sexperience? hmm

ahoy curious mr./ms. invisible.

sexperience is a combo word of sex and experience. if by any means, sex is a synonym of gender. (seriously)

sexperience may be a plural form of experience, only, the letter "s" is at the front, focusing on the implication that it runs by the philosophy of "quantity over quality." where quality is sacrificed, and may be best explained by the phrase "walang pangit sa ______ galit."

therefore, sexperience is rather a memorial recollection of fornication.

Searching for more words? try jlowbob.


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magaling ka ba mambrotsa?

ahoy mr./ms. invisible.

dederetsuhin na kita.

di ko paboritong gawin ang pagbrotsa. mahirap.madumi. minsan malagkit. nakakangawit. nakakapagod.

di ko madalas gawin yan. at minsan mas ok na lang na panuorin na gawin ng iba yun, ng mga expert.

pero nung minsang nasa kwarto ako, napa-laban na ako. yung first time ko eh mahirap. kasi nangangapa ako.

pero nung medyo tama na yung timpla, at talagang nakawarmp na ako, eh sinimulan ko ng dahan-dahan. parang di ok, pero sige lang ako. nung medyo napasarap na ako, nanggigil ako. pero di naging ok yung resulta.

naisip ko na timing at rhythym ang kelangan. dapat swabe. hanggang sa natapos, shet ang sarap sa pakiramdam. (pero pagod!)

kaya kapag pwede na ulit, papalitan ko na pintura ng kwarto ko. di pa naman ako sawa sa color red.

fyi: mahilig din ako magfinger-foods.


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That's all for now/


Ask me anything at your own risk. pramis.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

So, there's this texter (for the Nth time)...

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"So, there's this texter. Anonymous."


Nakakasawa no? Lagi na lang may ganun. Yung tipong kunwari eh hinulaan lang yung number, tapos magtatanong na ng name mo. O kaya eh makikipag phone pal. O kaya eh kunwari kakilala mo na nanghihingi ng load. Etc.






Sa dinami-dami na ng nakasagutan ko, eto yung nanghihingi ng load. O yung mga tinatawag na mga scammer. Edi eto na nga, text si Mr. 091-MEKAS0H. 


"Kumusta n kyo dyan? i2 ang bgong roaming no. ko, n block and dting sim ko, ploadan nyo muna ko khit 150 lng, mhirap mgpload d2 ngaun, cge ingt kyo lgi...."


O diba. Ang thoughtful, nangangamusta. Pero demanding dahil nagpapaload agad ang loko.
Reply naman ako:


ako: "musta?"


Kadalasan, di na nagrereply ang mga mokong pag ganyan. Pero change this. Ibahin mo to.


"0k nmn ako d2"


Aba, eh okay naman pala eh no? Matipid sumagot. Edi tinext ko:


ako: "Ngpaload na ako kay irma ng 50 sa # m. Text ka pag nrciv m n. Tawagan m kmi."


Me nalalaman pa akong Irma no, sinu yun?! Eto ang malupit, sumagot pa!


"Nploadn b ako ni irma, i2 dpt ang niload nyo"


Aba!Kilala niya pala si Irma! Sori naman po, mali naloadan namin, eto alibi ako:


ako: "patay cp mo?tinawagan kta s # mo,tawag ka"


Naks. Demanding na rin ako. Nagsinungaling pa. Edi eto naman banat sakin:


"Nploadn mo b ako, bkit wl ako nreciv, wl n ako load d ako mkktwg"


Ok mr. impatient, sorry naman tao lang! Text ko nga ng:


ako: "meron na daw.
sendan kta ng 300 na card






eto scratch mo
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Pagkatapos nun, hinihintay ko pa rin reply nya til now. Kinakabahan ako, baka di nya narecieve yung load dahil nabura nya yung text ko.


Patay ako kay Irma. >_<

thoughtpic: herpes

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Kuya Kim: Alam niyo ba na ang blog na ito, ang Manik Makina, ay magdidiwang na ng isang taong anibersaryo sa Abril 10, 2010?!

At alam niyo ba na makalipas na ang isang taon, ay wala pa rin kakupas-kupas at wala pa ring puknat na naghahatid ito ng mga makabuluhang mga mensahe at mga punong-puno ng mga magagandang asal at leksyon sa buhay?

Halina at silipin ang isang halimbawa. Tignan natin ang litratong ito ng isang walang kalatoy-latoy na blogger DAW siya, si Reigun, at ito ang kaniyang litratong sinubmit para sa Boto Mo, Ina Mo.Pakinggan ang kaniyang recorded audio report:

"Uhmmm...hehe..teka...game na po ba? hehe...*ubo*..hehe...hello?..ah, Okey..Umm..ako po si reigun. At gusto kong magparticipate sa Boto Mo, Ina Mo segment...sakto po itong nakuha kong litrato kaya irereport ko po...hehe..umm..Kasi po yung aming janitress sa ward, si ate Josie, may pinakita po sakin. Bale isang araw dumaan raw siya sa tulay sa Quiapo, sa bandang Raon. Tapos marami kasing binebenta dun. May pangkulot ng buhok, may balisong. May dildo. May penis ring na may parang may pilik-mata. Tapos nakita daw niya ito. Namangha siya kaya binili niya. Multi-purpose daw po kasi Tinesting namin, okay pala. Pwedeng pang-init, pwede rin po sa dilim. Ang kyut-kyut pa. Next time, pagdaan ko sa Quiapo, kukuha ako ng herpes."


Label: "You're taking home Herpes. Life Sucks, Have a Pint."


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At dahil wala akong pakulo para sa blogversary ko, siguro gagaya na lang ako sa iba na magaask ako na magsubmit sila ng mga friendster pics nila, tapos may nakalagay na chorva na binabati ang blog na ito na isang taon nang namumuksa ng mga utak ng mga tao at nambubulabog ng katahimikan sa interwebs. At sana makijoin yung mga conyo,mga cool, mga hip, mga idol ko at pati na rin yung mga feeling artista lang. Sige, pati na rin yung haters para me magawa naman sila. Wala lang, para cool diba. Send na lang po dito. At ipopost ko, di ko ipophotoshop pramis to death.

Ayun lang poH. mRaMinG tHnxs pHow!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

The Amazing DGT-CEB Trip (Part 2): Casaroro Falls

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March 27, 2010. Saturday. Dumaguete City. Day 2

"The Best Plan is to have no Plan at all..."

We woke up at around 7 in the morning, and had our breakfast at the canteen at Harold's Mansion. Our plan for the day: Go to the Casaroro Falls and have a trip to the White Sand Bar at Manjuyod in the afternoon. Tolskibots and I were planning to go there by ourselves since we asked for directions, and transportation is quite easy to follow using tricycles, multicabs, bus, boat and it is inexpensive at the same time.

As we went to the reception area to inquire, there have been a recent development. The desk told us that due to the high temperatures in the seas, it is not advisable to do Whale and Dolphin Watching in Manjuyod, plus the boat rental fee would be hefty if only the two of us will travel.
Now that's a dilemma.

But we inquired about the information they told us last night: That they're about to continue the plan to have a tour to Casaroro Falls and the Twin Lakes for 1 foreign guest. The fee is 800 Pesos/head. That includes the van rental, and the driver/tour guide.

Sounds reasonable: A day tour to two of the popular Eco-Adventure spots in Dumaguete, plus the convenience of a rented vehicle, and a trustworthy driver and tour guide from the hostel as well. Not bad as we computed for the supposed budget for the first plan we intended. Plus we get to spend some time with a new companion.

So we said yes and got ready for the 9 AM trip.



"Meeting Gigi"

As we got into the back of the multicab, tolskibots and I met this lady, with blond hair, and her tanned-reddish skin evident of her maybe recent sunbathing trip. She wore light clothes, and a warm smile as well. That's comforting as I thought at the back of my mind.

First, our tour guide, Kuya Glenn, who wore shades at the time, briefed us on the destinations, and what to expect in the next few hours. And then, we're all set to go!

As the vehicle started, she introduced herself as Ms. Gigi Neal. And she's half-English, half-Norwegian. But she's living and working in Germany for quite some time now. She's currently on a 9 week vacation, and that was her 5th week touring the Philippines. She's been to Manila, Boracay, Cebu, Siquijor, Bohol, etc. She's fun to talk with, and she's such a free-spirited adventurer! Imagine, she's been to places here more than I did, wow!

We talked about a LOT of things, from her observations and comments on the country, the people, the food, the places she's been too. One of her observations were: Wherever she goes, Filipinos love music, and she can hear it from anywhere. And that indeed is a great observation from her. It is so Pinoy. And she cited that Boracay's beach is great, but the people and the bars crowding up the are, isn't doing any good and it must be controlled. And she loved the fact that in each place she's visited, it has a different vibe and character, that makes her interested and enjoy more. She's also aware of the politics here too, and we gave her a quick round-up of the news and current events here.

Having her as a tour-mate made the 1 hour trip seem to pass by so quickly. We realized that we were already at the start of the trail going to Casaroro Falls.

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