
*my movie maker doesnt have effects files..music: nelly's grillz, instrumentals




nagbabalik ang dialogues sa psych ward! medyo windang at wasak ako lately dahil ako'y pinaattend ng seminar kung saan ay nalaspag ang pudpod kong utak. kaya medyo tumigil ang utak ko sa pagblog. kaya, para sa edition ng psych ward dialogues ay mag-re-run tayo ng reigun's choice.
isa to sa mga pinaka astig na nakausap ko sa ward.
MR. SUICIDAL
(original posted on multiply ca. 10/30/08)
boy: sir
reigun: ano po yun?
boy: wala po.
reigun: ano po nasa isip mo?
boy: gusto ko na makauwi
reigun: makakauwi ka rin. pero dito ka muna sa ospital. inom ka ng gamot, at magpahinga ka lang. di ba gusto mo naman gumaling?
boy: opo. hanap mo ko ng girlfriend. hehe
reigun: ah, yun ba kelangan mo para gumaling ka? saka mo na isipin yun, makakahanap ka rin, basta dapat gumaling ka muna.
boy: pwede pong kayo na lang girlfriend ko?
reigun(naimbyerna):teka, ano ba tingin mo sa kin?
boy: boy po.
reigun: oh, tama, boy ako eh. kapag babae, girlfriend. ano ba tipo mo?
boy: basta pag lalake, gwapo at malinis. pag babae, sexy.
reigun: teka. dapat isa lang ang tipo mo. ano ba gusto mo?
boy: di ko po alam eh/
reigun: may nagkagusto na ba sa yo dati?lalake o babae?
boy: meron na. babae at lalake rin. hehe
reigun: ahhh...ok. sa babae, sino ba tipo mo?
boy: si angelina jolie.
reigun: yun naman pala eh, ok yun di ba. eh di babae gusto mo. eh sa lalake ba, pano mo nasabing tipo mo? sino ba gusto mo?
boy: si brad pitt
reigun: naku! eh di pwede yun eh. mag asawa sila eh!
boy: eh si piolo na lang. bakla naman yun eh.
reigun: ahhm..teka. saka na lang natin pagusapan yan ha. basta, magpagaling ka muna. ok?
'Ye Prayer
Once upon a time, in a land far away,
A white knight hoisted on a horse, met on a hill
A black knight from the kingdom of Fortway.
“Who art thou to come in thy resting place, white devil?”
The white knight, got off his stallion, tied it to the large tree
And said, “I came to seek answers for my self, for my soul.
For I do not wish to fight with thy kingdom for a fee.
I may have trained all my life for this, but I don't want to be another ghoul.”
The black knight veered and faced the east
“Look at thy fortress, such a small one compared to our might!”
In a short time, all of Mengrad will be slaves to the beast!”
Said the black knight with clenched fists, full of hatred ready to fight.
The black knight, undressed his sword, wielded toward his counterpart
And yelled,” What is with thy army so puny that we can’t defeat?
We train since age of six, make toughest swords that rips a man apart,
Conquered tens of kingdoms, yet a little rat a giant can’t beat?”
The white knight sat tree-covered, watching his steed feed on grass.
“That too I cannot explain. All Mengrad was doing is defending, not conquering;
Skills we don’t possess, strength we don’t have, armor not even made of brass.
But whenever we are in plight, we’re neither attacking, nor retreating.”
“What is it then?! Tell me or I’ll cut thy neck!”,the black knight shouted.
With his strength, he slashed an old, thick branch of the tree and fell like a feather.
“You lack skills, lack strength, neither attack nor retreat, you’re making me wicked!”
He went face-to-face with the Mengrad knight and said,”Choose: speak or suffer?”
The white knight, raised his head and slowly opened his eyes
“Now I have found answers to my questions, now I understand why we can’t be beaten.
We don’t readily attack or retreat, for we pray first for protection under His eyes.
Only now, I realized that God is with me all the time, this moment, it was proven.”
The black knight irked by the white knight’s words,
And asked the white knight, ”What do you mean? All you do is pray?
That’s the first thing you do in times of trouble? In front of the enemy you say His’ words?
That’s the greatest falsehood I’ve ever heard!”, and on the grass he surrender and lay.
Softly, the Mengrad lad replied, ”Aye. When we first met, I prayed you’d not attack.
When you wielded your sword to me, I prayed not to be hurt. You slashed
Not me as I have prayed. There, I’ve found answers that first I lack.
Then I prayed for our people to be one, and for you to rest and think it through.
Now, beside me, you lay.”
+Psalm 23+
(Eto kinatuwaan ko lang to ilagay dito, pampabusog din kumbaga. lumang project to sa literature class ng aming Sir Elmer Hibek. E medyo marami akong ginamit na english dito eh, kinailngan ko magdictionary, muntik pa sa thesaurus. Tsaka saka ko lang nagustuhan ang message ng salmo dito..ca.2006)




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At pag nakikita ko ang blog page ng iba, nag-iisip ako:"kailan? kailan ako makakatikim ng bawal?..ay, ng award pala..at ng bawal?"
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Maraming maraming salamat kapatid sa pananambloggero!
Kaya ngayon, ibibigay ko ang mga award na ito sa mga malulupit at mga idol kong bloggers. 15 lamang ito sa na napakaraming malulupit na nakilala kong blogger. Nahirapan akong pumili ladies en gentlemen. Sa mga di ko nabigyan ngayon, ika nga ni santino, may bukas pa, bro!
(not in any particular order, so it's a disorder)
The rules for these awards are:
1) Accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award and his or her blog link.
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