Sunday, May 31, 2009

why im thankful not all dreams come true...(repost mula sa multiply)

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November 19, 2007.

Gabi. Sa isang PANAGINIP ko habang paputol-putol ang tulog ko.

Naglalakad daw ako sa isang highway. May mga kasama ako. Nang biglang me humarang na mama sa amin. May PATALIM. Tinutukan nya ang kasama ko sa kanan ko. Natigilan kami. Walang gumagalaw. Nang biglang may nasabi ako at iginalaw na hindi ikinagusto ng mama. Umabante siya at akmang sasaksakin ako na parang hihiwain mula dibdib pababa sa tiyan. Umiwas ako nang umatras ako ng isang hakbang.

Pagtingin ko, may dugo ako sa damit ko. At nagising na ako.....

November 20, 2007. 5th monthsary namin ni tolski. 2nd day ko sa Neurology ward, first time ko hahawak ng patients. Medyo na late ako ng gising dahil sa masamang tulog at panaginip ko.

Nakasakay ako sa jeep. Medyo madilim pa ng mga 4:45 AM, pero marami na rin ang nakasakay sa jeep.

Nakasakay ako sa harap, katabi ng driver. Wala akong katabi.

Sa may Espana, ilang kanto mula sa UST, sa me V. G. Cruz street, o yung me Trabajo market, nakahinto ang jeep. MAy sumakay na dalawang lalake.

Ang isa, umupo malapit sa may labasan. Ang isa, sa may bandang likuran ko, magkabilang dulo sila kahit na sabay sila sumakay.

Pagalagpas ng jeep ng kalsada, may pumara na lalake ulit. Sumakay sa harap, katabi ko.

Naglaro ang utak ko. Pano kung magkakakilala silang tatlo at holdaper pala. Pero ang iniisip ko ng mga panahong iyon ay ang duty ko at sana ay di ako malate!

Dumating na ng Forbes, sa may gate ng Engineering ako bababa.

Ako: Ma, para.

KATABI Ko: AKINA CELFON MO!

Ako: Ho? E bababa na ako eh.

KATABI Ko: AKINA CELFON MO.

Ako: (SABAY ABOT ANG BULOK NA 2600 na nakasurvive na ng isang holdapan) Eto ho, bababa na ako.

KATABI Ko: (Sabay may naramdaman ako sa tagiliran ko, pati na rin yung lalaki sa likod ko, may tinusok.) Sige mama, ituloy mo lang ang takbo. (jeep)

Ako: Boss, wala ho akong pera o celfon, eto lang talaga. Tignan nyo pa ho bag ko, nag baon nga lang po ako eh (baon na lunch).(sabay bukas ng bag)

KATABI Ko: (binuksan ang bag ko, at kinapa at nilabas ang mga gamit ko)

....(nang biglang nakita ang wallet ko, binuksan. NAKITA ANG ISANG DAANG PISO lamang) Wala ka bang ibang celfon? San ka ba nagaaral?!

Ako: Ay nakikituluyan lang po ako, dadaan lang po ako dito (ust). Wala pa ho akong sweldo, estudyante lang ako. Eto lang talaga celfon ko.

(nang umabot na kami sa may kanto ng P.Noval at nakastop)

KATABI Ko: O sige, san ka ba bababa, dito?

Ako: Eh malayo na ho yung bababaan ko eh. sige jan na lang.

KATABI Ko: Sige, pasensya na ha (bumaba siya para paraanin ako at bumaba na ako)

Ako: (natigilan sa kanto, para mawala ang kaba at shock. at iniisip ko ang duty ko. At lalakarin ko ang madilim na ptungo sa gitna na gate sa may arch of the centuries)

Taena, e kung umalma pa ako, baka nagkatotoo ang panaginip ko at di na ako makapgduty kasi nasa ospital na ako, kung makaabot ng buhay.

Salamat sa bulok na 2600 ko.

Survived 2 holdaps.

Salamat Lord dahil di bumaon yung 2 nakatusok sa kin.

Salamat dahil for the 2nd time may holdaper na nagpasensya sa akin.

Salamat di ako na late sa duty na toxic.

Ingat sa lahat.

thoughtpic: selpon na malas

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nokia 2600.

kung ikaw ay takaw holdap. o takaw malas lang talaga.
huwag bumili ng selpon na maganda
tulad ng aking 2600 na kupas ang keypad.
nabili dahil naholdap ang 2100 kong kung saan napadpad

tinanggihan ng dalawang magkaibang holdaper.
mabuti na lang di binato sa pader.
kaya ngayo'y buhay pa rin ang aking nokia
at sana'y tanggihan pa rin para ang holdaper ay mabokya

*isang enkwentro ng pagtanggi ng holdaper ay nasa taas na blog.

nanaginip ako. (ulet)

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nanaginip na naman ako. well, para sa akin, kapag galing trabaho, sa sobrang pagod eh mababaw lang ang tulog ko kaya bihira na ak0 makaabot sa "dream stage". kaya netong mga huling araw na wala akong pasok, nagiging madalas ang panaginip ko.

kahapon, nanaginip ako na may maraming centipede sa paligid ko. at bilang di ko nagets ang symbolism nun, nag google naman ako. so meron pala. parang negattive thinking daw ako. haha.

kagabi naman, nanaginip ulit ako.

bigla daw akong naging long hair. long hair na hindi korean boyband style. pero long straight hair, hanggang balikat, at sa gitna ang hati.

ang buhok ko ngayon eh mas mahaba lang ng konti sa semikalbo.

tapos nagsasalamin pa raw ako, at sinusuklay ang mala-samson kong buhok.

kaya kanina, search na naman ang mokong sa google.

at eto natuklasan ko sa dreammoods.com  

To see hair in your dream, signifies sexual virility, seduction, sensuality, vanity, and health. It is indicative of your attitudes. If your hair is knotted or tangled, then it is symbolic of uncertainty and confusion in your life. You may be unable to think straight.

To dream that you are combing, stroking or styling your hair, suggests that you are taking on and evaluating a new idea, concept, outlook, or way of thinking. You may be putting your thoughts in order and getting your facts straight. A more literal interpretation suggests your concerns about your self-image and appearance.  

To dream that you have long hair, indicates that you are thinking long and carefully before making some decision. You are concentrating on some plan or situation. 

wow di ba. kahapon, negative thinker ako. ngayon naman, me sensuality na, thinking long pa.

pati ba naman sa pagtulog nagiisip ako?

anu bang iniisip ko?!

kaw, baka astig din panaginip mo.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

utot 101

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***ang sms of the day ay mula kay russee***

Anak: itay, ano sa english ang utot?

Tatay: wind of change

Anak: eh yung utot na walang tunog?

Tatay: sound of silence.

Anak: ano yung utot na may dalang ebak?

Tatay: dust in the wind.

Anak: eh ang di sinasadyang utot?

Tatay: careless whisper!

(akalain mong me bahid pa rin ng hayden kho ang utot?!) XD

thoughtpic: zzzzz

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ang trinoma ay mall at pasyalan.
hindi ito kwarto o kama na pwede tulugan.

thoughtpic: this my banana

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when you're bored,
you'll notice there is something wrong
with your banana.

nanaginip ako

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minsan lang ako managinip. tapos, ang badtrip dun, kapag nanaginip ka na, paggising mo eh malamang lang eh nakalimutan mo na ito kung tungkol saan ito o kung anu yung ibig sabihin nun. pwedeng natakot ka, natuwa, naaliw, o ahmm..nabasa.

kagabi, nanaginip ako. di ko maintindihan kung nasaan ako. di ako pamilyar sa lugar. pero ang tanging natataandan ko, eh may maraming centipede.

weird.

oo, centipede. na marami.

di ako natakot, o nandiri. di naman ako madalas makakita ng centipede, pwera na lang sa discovery channel minsan.

at dahil sa weird ito para sa akin, syempre, ginoogle ko naman kung anu man ang interpretation neto.

at napunta ako sa dreammoods.com. at sabi dito:

Centipedes

"To see a centipede in your dream, suggests that you are letting your fears and doubts hinder you from making progress and achieving your goals. You need to stop thinking negative thoughts. "

oh diba. negative thinker daw ako.

kung anu man ang kinalaman nung centipede sa negative thinking, di ko alam.

weird.

Friday, May 29, 2009

thoughtpic: ang pusa mo

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Kapag di ka sinipot ng ka-date mo, matulog ka muna at maghintay. zzzz.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

thoughtpic: ooh hot

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Ang sili ay hot and spicy.

eh ano na?

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badtrip kahapon dahil natalo na naman ang Cleveland Cavaliers sa Orlando Magic sa overtime. ang masakit pa dito bukod pa sa 3-1 na sila Superman, ay nagkalat ang Cavs King sa overtime dahil sa kanyang mga turnovers. Ang dami niyang pangit na pasa na nagdulot sa pagpuntos ng Orlando. more or less ay 96% ng mga teams na may 3-1 advantage ay nanalo sa kanilang serye. Sasali ba sa 4% ang Cavs? Kaya mo pa ba LeBron?

Malupit talaga ang defense ng Magic. Pero mas malupit si Dwight. Di talaga kaya ng depensa ng Cavs. Ang Cavs naman, di kaya pag di gagawa si LeBron. Hirap at pagod talaga ang puntusan ng Cavs. Samantalang halatang dinadaga ang mga kakampi ni James, lalo na si Mo, na sinabi na talagang hirap siya lalo na pag nacollapse ang depensa sa kanya.

Mukhang di matutuloy ang pagtatagpo ni LBJ at Kobe ah...hmm..

Punta naman tayo sa West Finals, kanikanila lang ay natalo ang Denver Nuggets sa homecourt ng Lakers. sayang dahil maganda ang unang 3 quarters at talagang walang makalayo sa kanilang dalawa. Pero pagdating ng 4th, Lakers na ang bumanat. Mas exciting ang series na to kesa sa East. At sana ay umabot ng Game 7 para mas dramatic and finish. Pero para sa akin, kahit sino manalo sa dalawang team, ay talagang deserving makapasok. Talagang pukpukan ang bawat game nila, masarap panuorin.

Pero sana Nuggets ang manalo. Big credit to Billups at sa awakening ng laro ni Melo. Sawa na ako makita ang Lakers. Maiba-iba naman ika nga.

Friday, May 22, 2009

thoughtpic: ishoot mo papa

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"Any soldier who goes into battle against the Taliban in pink boxers and flip-flops has a special kind of courage." US Defense Secretary Robert Gates said in remarks prepared for a speech in New York.

jeepney quote of the day

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Ang di magbayad,
no problema

sa karma,
bayad ka na.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

screw hayden

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Hayden: “Say hi muna.”
Katrina: “Hi!”
Hayden: “Nangigigil ka sa ‘kin?”
Katrina: “Gigil.”
Hayden: “Love mo ‘ko?”
Katrina: “Love.”

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Magic Vs. Cavs

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The Eastern Conference Finals will be more physical, faster, younger, and more fun to watch.

MVP LeBron James was here around 2 years ago, but with a very different team. Orlando's last trip was way back in 1996. So how hungry these 2 teams are? Very hungry indeed.

Olympians James and Dwight Howard, both in the All-NBA 1st team, are quite the same in certain aspects of their game: Quick, young, strong, monsterous, dominating.

But what sets them apart from other all-star players, both teams have great benches and teammates. (Yes, just like what you may be thinking right now, Kobe's Lakers.)

Back to the East, Cavs dominated Pistons and the Hawks and have to lose yet a Playoff Game. But I think they will taste some of it versus Superman's team.

The Magic are known for defense, and their 3-point shooting.
The Cavs is LeBron. Enough said.



Let's take a look at certain match-ups that we may see in the series:


D. West v R. Alston

This will be a good match-up to watch. Both PG's are quick and have a decent shooting range. But Alston is the streakier guard that the Magic can rely on to make bail-out shots. West is better at defense, and can penetrate better than Alston with his size and built.

M. Williams/Wally S. v J. Redick/C. Lee

Mo Will is an All-Star. He is Robin to LeBron's Batman. He's the other big gun, thus, he shoots a lot. Though he is a defensive nightmare, he lacks defense mainly because of his size. For the Magic, depending on who they will start, both SG's have great range, especially Redick. But I'd like to see Lee to cover Mo most of the time, because JJ might eat dust versus the veterans Mo/Wally.

L. James v H. Turkoglu/Lewis

Now, we don't need to mention what KLeBron can do. It is interesting to see which players they're going to use to defend LeBron. We will see more than 1 coverage versus LeBron. We will see switches, he may have Rashard, Hedo, or maybe even smaller players at times like Lee if in trouble.

A. Varejao/B. Wallace v R. Lewis/Turkoglu

It will be the Cavs who will have the upperhand on the 4 position when it comes to the paint and probably rebounds. But the Magic don't have to worry, because they have Superman guarding the paint. The Magic's advantage relies on their outside shooting which the Cavs' PF's don't have. The Cavs will have to extend their defense thus providing single coverage most of the time.

Z. Ilgauskas v D. Howard
Superman is in the house. But he hasn't faced a bigger matchup than Z. At 7'3", that will be a lot of height at weight for Dwight to work around, thus exepending more energy. But Z is old and slow, Dwight can take advantage of that. The problem is, Z has a good range. If the Cavs made plays of Z taking the spot outside the paint and makes shots, that's trouble for the Magic.


This will be an exciting matchup. Probably better than Cavs v Celtics, where LeBron will meet a KG-less, old, tired team.
I will disregard the fact that the Magic has won 8 of thier last 11 meetings. And the fact that the Magic didn't win at the Q this season.

I can see LeBron attacking the paint more aggressively so he can challenge Dwight, and probably kick out to open shooters if he atrracts a double team.

Dwight will be having more single coverages because veterans Z and Ben Wallace might do the job early on, if not for foul troubles. So it will be up to the shooters to make their shots to create more space for Dwight.

I can see the Cavs dropping at least a game at home.

So I guess this series will end in 6, with MVP back in the finals.

Let's bring it!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

mtv movie awards 2009

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This year's MTV Movie Awards is going to be really interesting.

Award-winning film versus Cult-like fame?

It can only happen in the MTV Movie Awards. Where the slumdogs of Slumdog Millionaire battles with the vampires of Twilight, and tussles with the Dark Knight, Iron Man, and the teens of High School Musical 3:Senior Year for the category Best Movie.


Leading with seven nominations,Twilight got nods for Best Movie, Best Female Performance (Kirsten Stewart) and Breakthrough Performance Male (Robert Pattinson).

Garnering six nominations, Slumdog Millionaire has on its belt the Best Movie, Breakthrough Performance Female (Freida Pinto) and Breakthrough Performance Male (Dev Patel.)


This time, fans chose their favorites to be nominated in different categories.

Personally, for the over-all aspect, I'd choose Slumdog to win. If the geeks may have their way and use the force, it will be a tight contest between Iron Man and Dark Knight, but I think the Joker can win it for Batman. HSM3 is a bit tiring now for the tweens, so I think they will all jump over to the Twilight bandwagon.

So, I guess this time, the vampire Cullens will lord it over the Jai Ho club. Let's wait and see.

Now who says the golden popcorn isn't as glam and fun as the oscars? ;p

mtv.com

my kamikazee romance!

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wah, sa wakas, naglabas na rin ng bagong album ang mga aydols kong kamikazee na mga pogi at malulupet! cant wait!
album title: LONG TIME NOISY. ETO NA!!!!


Friday, May 15, 2009

the weird taxi driver

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kagabi, past 11pm na ako nakapag timeout mula sa nakakapagod na duty sa ospital.
at dahil gabi na, nagpasya akong i-skip ang date with manong jeepney driver, at mag taxi na lang pauwi.
(hindi dahil prone ako sa holdap, hindi ako takot marape ng bading..umm, ok takot ako dun, pero di dahil takot ako masaksak ng adik at mapagtripan ng lasing..pero sa dahilang antok na antok na ako baka lumagpas na naman ako sa byahe paguwi)

so pagsakay ko, eto na ang weird taxi driver

driver: bakit ngayon ka lang?ginabi ka ah

reigun: ho? kakatapos lang e(*utak ni reigun*:holdaper ba to? stalker ba to?bading na adik?close tayo?gf kita?)

driver:dyan ka ba nagduduty? nurse ka diba?regular ka ba?

reigun: (*utak ni reigun*:pag sinabi ko regular ako, ibig sabihin me pera ako. pag sinabi ko student ko, antanda ko na, shet!) umm, di po, trainee lang ho.

driver: ah talaga. pero buti nurse ka. maganda yan, makakapagabroad ka.

reigun:(*utak ni reigun*: wtf?! talk show ba to? si michael v ka ba?!) sana nga ho. pero mahirap ho maghanap ng trabaho ngayon, maski dito sa pilipinas.

driver: oo tama ka dyan. kala ng mga magulang madali lang, pag nakagraduate, tapos na gastos, pero tignan mo ikaw, parang ganun pa rin, (laughs)

reigun:(*utak ni reigun*: gagu!) oo nga ho eh..ehehe..

driver:tignan mo, malayo pa inuuwian mo. mahirap yan.

reigun:(*utak ni reigun*: gagu kung hoholdapin mo ko, wala akong pera.) onga eh

driver: ako, tignan mo, puro kayod, magsisimula pa nga lang ako ngayon eh. mahirap ang buhay. mas madali kapag sa yo ang taxi. pag nakarami ka na, uwi ka na agad.

reigun: (*utak ni reigun*:zzzzz) ah..oho..

driver:kaya habang matitiis, wag ka munang mag asawa, mag abroad ka muna, ipon, konting negosyo, tapos pakasal na. konting tiis lang

reigun:(*utak ni reigun*: langya, kamaganak ba kita?magulang kita?) onga ho eh..madali na lang yun..


*pagkatapos ng awkward silence sa aming dalawa, nakalimutan ko na mga pinagsasabi niya. at dahil antok na utak ko, nag blanko na lang ako.

*at nang nasa tapat na ako ng bahay namin at makapagbayad..

driver: dyan ba bahay mo?

reigun: (*utak ni reigun*: taena, hinde! kakatok lang ako sa diko kilala ang mayari ng bahay!) ummm...(sabay sara ng pinto)


langya yun.

sa antok ko nakalimutan ko na yung pangalan ng taxi eh.

pero pag me nasakyan kayo na kuya bodjie ng batibot kung magkwento, at parang charo santos kung mag advice sa buhay. yun na!

quote of the day

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britney sings: "all of the boys, and all of the girls, they're all begging to if you seek amy."

thoughtpic: shane loves kobe

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Shane to Kobe: Gimme some love.
LMAO!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

jeepney wisdom of the day

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"Walang chicks na maarte, sa driver na madiskarte."-anonymous jeepney driver

thougtpic:potipot wasak moments

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Photo Shoot for Toro


Sun Bloom Resort, Candelaria, Zambales (a day after Emong)

Chiksilog

Sausage Party Boys

Adidas Kick vs. Baygon Spray Punch


Hadouken vs. Kili Kili Block


Bunot ng KiliKili Hair Punch


Vodka-Happy High Jump

Tore Ni Gaybel

thoughtpic: laker kung-fu

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lakers=showtime
but lakers getting rugged and tough?
well, what team isn't?
because this time,it's not the allstar weekend.
it's nba f-ing playoffs!!!

where pushing, shoving, elbowing, tripping, suckerpunching, wrestling happens.
bad boy era back?
let's ask isaiah.
umm, ok, let's not.

i love this fight. err, game.



Tuesday, May 12, 2009

gaze at: star trek

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I am officially NOT a fan of Star Trek. Whenever I catch the "oldschool" series in TV from way back, I just roll up my eyes and say to myself: Star Trek, eat Jedi dust.

Until today.

Today is the day that I finally watched Star Trek, yes, not your old uncle's Star Trek, but the 2009 film version. And today is the day that I become a Star Trek fan.

J.J. Abrams, the film's director and producer, did a superb masterful job of reviving a seemingly lifeless franchise into a new exciting saga for the Ipod generation.

For skeptic fans who are planning to avoid this film for they were not sure who on earth, (err galaxy) Captain Kirk, Spock, and the rest of the Enterprise were, please, you're making a big mistake on skipping this one.

Even though I have a poor background on the Star Trek history, it's tolerable to watch. The story isn't too sci-fi for common people. If you ain't a geek, it's ok, don't worry cause you won't care if there's jargon or too many smarty lines on the film. The story and plot is good enough to keep you glued to your seats.

I'm not sure of hardcore Trek fans, but I've been hearing a lot of positive feedbacks on this already. And I can't blame them.

This film has emotion. Not too mixed up with physics this time around. I'm sure if there are plotholes, there aren't many of them.

This movie will definitely be a new fave sci-fi saga to anticipate in the future.

For you guys, watch the movie, so you can Live long and prosper.
*energize!*
^_^

Monday, May 11, 2009

Misadventures to Potipot Part 2

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Misadventures to Potipot Part 2

The Calm After the Storm "Emong"


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Potipot Misadventures Part 1

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This is the Storm before the Calm.

Misadventures in Potipot Island, Zambales, Phillipines.

CC EMOng boys Mark the Shark, Private Ryan, and Razor Reagan braved the Typhoon "EMONG" last may 6-8, 2009, and dared the crazy weather to reach the island paradise of Potipot Island. Part 1 of 2


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Saturday, May 9, 2009

now im back, from outer space.

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matagal akong nawala.
saan ako nagpunta?
ginalugad ang zambales.
hinabol ang bagyong emong paales.
at nagdasal para sa araw.
para kami nama'y magtampisaw.
wasak na bakasyon.
ikkwento ko rin sa lalo't madaling panahon.

pansamantala
eto na muna.



Tuesday, May 5, 2009

M-V-P

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LEBRON JAMES
24 y.o.
"The Ohio kid anointed King James as a teenager has a new crown."
MVP 2008-09
Next: The RING!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

let's get ready to rumble

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pacman.
hitman.

let's box.

gaze at: x-men origins:wolverine

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ok, one of the most controversial film debut as far as my poor memory is concerned.

dont worry, walang spoiler dito!

Pero sino ba naman ang matutuwa kung may magleak ng film na di pa naipapalabas?

And worse, suuper dipa kumpleto ang film. with all the harness, and the blue screen without the special fx..aargh..i cant just imagine if i were in the place of any of the movie crew...

and so, it opened here on april 30, 2009.


so how did it fare?

i' d say, it's just ok, not bad, but not uber IRONMAN-like cool.

I'd say, it failed my expectations. I mean, the effects weren't as superb as the last xmen movie.

I'm not really a faithful follower of the wolverine saga, but as far as i know, and based on comic book films, some details were altered.

Agent zero aint asian. but i liked the way he played his character. though he had a lame death.

deadpool's character that was played by ryan reynolds is okay. actually, i loved his humor. but as the movie is about to end, im not quite sure on the way it unfolded.


hugh jackman did justice to the film. He played it good. If not perfect.

sabretooth too. He gave viewers a lotta reason to snarl and get mad at someone (aside from the special effects). He' s an effective character actor.

I guess the movie had it good in having the story unfold on how Logan became Wolverine.

so, i'd guess the verdict then is: it's a berserker barrage!!!

SMS of the day

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sa tema ng eleksyon at kampanya, maraming mga bagay na talaga ang mga nakakainis. oo, kasama na ang mga politikong daig pa ang mga artista kung umarte at magdrama. daig pa ang kolehiyala kung gumimik. daig pa si bill gates kung gumastos. at dinaig pa ang adobe at semento sa kapal at tigas ng mga fess. at daig pa ang pagkatrying hard ng bawat isa, talagang patalbugan!

kaya nung narecieve ko ang text na to, natawa talaga ako. salamat kay pen para dito. pasensya na kung korni, tao lang:

(Mar Roxas nakasakay sa sidecar)

Boy: "Ganito po buhay sa amen. Walang makain, walang pambili ng gamot.."

Mar Roxas: "Anak, itabi mo muna...Lagpas na ako!"

Friday, May 1, 2009

wth

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read this ad somewhere in a men's mag, and i just laughed to myself. no insult to anyboy intended.:

FAT MEN HAVE BAD SPERM.

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